Wheel of Morality, Turn, Turn, Turn

I'd like to take this time to relate to you a story told to me by a friend.

The other day, he was donating blood. During the process, the nurse asked him, "Do you drink a lot?"

He replied, "Well . . . not a lot, but I have my nights."

She then stated, "I can smell the alcohol in your blood."

She then noted that it is not uncommon for your blood to still smell of alcohol even days after a crazy weekend.

To protect his anonymity, I will keep my friend's name a secret. As a small hint, I will tell you that it starts with "s" and rhymes with "pawn."