Over the past couple days, I have felt like an unnecessary amalgam of two of my most hated people in the world -- the obese and the elderly. Seriously, all that I've accomplished is sweating and farting.
I suppose that if I had wanted to further embody these two worthless types of people I could have taken up more than one seat on the bus and then ambled at an ungodly slow pace through Target while attempting to pay for adult diapers with exact change that is buried at the bottom of a purse the size of a horse's feedbag.
That may have been the longest sentence I've ever written.
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Wow, it really looks like you are keeping productive with yourself.
But, the visual of the whole Target episode...Yep, I've been there and witnessed that.
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