When (or if . . . maybe when those aliens from Cocoon come back, they'll let us all board their ship) I die, I hope my obituary reads something like the first sentence in this post. Actually, all I care about is the "song-and-dance man" part. I'm not quite sure how one becomes one of those, but I'd sure like to know.
Maybe I could email song-and-dance man Dick Van Dyke. That description pretty much never leaves the front of his name.
Seriously, try Googling "dick van dyke song-and-dance man."
Perhaps he could give me some pointers. Maybe he's already ghostwritten written a book entitled Becoming a Song-and-Dance Man for Dummies.
If he has, that makes two Amazon purchases necessary for my quest.
Doesn't "couple" imply only two people?
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