New studies have found that eating 4 large pizzas and drinking 17 beers and 4 cups of coffee ward off both prostate cancer and cirrhosis of the liver.
I know that sounds like the setup to a joke where the punch line would be contained within this sentence, but it's actually true.
I suppose, though, that once the health benefits of smoking cigarettes and having couches on your front yard are determined, frat boys might actually become disease free.
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