Friday, November 04, 2005

Heather Graham


So what's my current gripe? Backpacks with wheels. Backpacks don't belong on the ground rolling on wheels. They belong on your back, which is why the word "back" is built into the word "backpack." Campus is starting too look like an airport with all these roller bags.

In protest, I'm going to start towing my cell phone on a roller skate because I'm sick of carrying it on me. I've included my rendering of this. Please excuse the crudity of this model. I didn't have time to build it to scale. Also note the miraculous manner in which the cell phone is laced to the roller skate.

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