A Cup Might Prevent That

After my five day, whirlwind tour in City Children's Nutcracker at the State Theatre, the reviews are in. I present them to you in all their glory, with my comments in brackets.

• "It was a lot better than I thought it would be." [How bad did you think it would be?]
  
• "You didn't stick out at all." [Did you really think I would?]
  
• "u r my favorite stage actor...next 2 anthony rapp." [Seriously, what does Rent's Mark have that I don't?]

Here's looking forward to next year where I hope to hear, "Wasn't that the same show from 2005?"