You Look So . . . Right . . .

Continuing my award-winning "Signs of the Times" series, I present this doozy, which was found outside a store in New York City.

Following in this company's "let's make outlandish claims and hope they're true" footsteps, I will now propose the following.

• I'm probably the coolest person ever.
• My blog is probably the most read on the Internet.
• Women probably want me, and men probably want to be me.
  

It's nice to see that mom and pop stores are still putting forth that extra effort needed to overtake the corporate monolith.