Tuesday, December 27, 2005

By Calvin Klein


Now that the semester is over (pretend that I posted this six days ago), it's time to obsess over something else besides quizzes, tests and papers. This obsession is named "Plan B Girl." I have only seen her on posters around campus, but that green-eyed stare has been piercing my mind ever since.

It's almost as though she's about to say, "Justin, take me now. I promise I won't be your baby mama thanks to the emergency contraceptive Plan B."

Plus, she uses the morning after pill, so you know she's easy.

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