Veronica Wellington celebrated a milestone earlier this week. Her odometer reached the glorious mileage of 123,456.
I threw her a party complete with topless convertibles, cars with junk in their trunks and a few hot foreign models. All in all, it was a huge success.
Not only that, but I also finally learned how to count to six. My previous record was five, which I had learned from watching Spaceballs.
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